DRUGS: An Auburn officer spotted a man lighting a marijuana pipe as the man was driving north Tuesday night in the 3700 block of Auburn Way North. The officer made a traffic stop and discovered the driver did not have a valid driver's license. He also found suspected marijuana on the front seat. The man was arrested.
Good strategy: smoke marijuana while driving if you do not have a driver's license.

BIKE THEFT: Four children's bicycles were stolen this week in a neighborhood near the 17600 block of Southeast 269th Place. Witnesses told police they saw teenage boys riding the bikes.
How on earth did the teenage boy ride four children's bikes?